~*Norm in a Can*~

Norm in  a Can started out as a dream, Its a long story and Kat tells it the best...but I will let her tell that story. For my post all you need to know is for her Husband's Christmas gift I decided to make a story book based on her dream of Norm in a Can. (Norm is almost like Bob Villa but better) 


 So first I wanted to make this story book almost like a scrapbook. I created a mini Norm out of clay, and I made him a can and decorated it. Norm even had a mini clay hammer. After making Norm, I needed an adventure for him to go on....so I thought..how about the story of how Norm can to be a Home Improvement dude!? So  "The Adventures of Norm in a Can..Norm goes to College!" was born.


Kat was more then happy to help me in the quest to get pictures of my Clay Norm out and about in a college setting...so we went to her College and gave Norm the grand tour. We got pictures of him in parking spaces...in front of the law buildings...in a class room...and even him stuck in a UPS mail slot. We did however get many odd looks when we decided Norm needed to study in the library and photo copy his butt on the copier machine. Its college..I'm sure the kids have seen many odd ball items during their time but they were giving 2 grown woman odd looks about photo copying a clay figure's butt?? Wtf Mate!


 I think to date..it was one of my most awesomeness scrapbooks I have made.  The photos really told a story, and it brought a funny bit Kat and Her man had to life. 

FYI "The Adventures of Norm in A Can...Norm goes to Spain" will hopefully be completed for this Christmas. 

~*The Salsa/ Buffalo Sauce Mistake*~

 So while working in a fast paced restaurant environment, you  have a millions of things on your mind. Many tasks are thrown your way and you just learn to roll with the punches when things go south...or in my case..work with your bestest friend so she can help cover up your mistakes. 

 It was an early morning shift and the Chips and Salsa were selling like hotcakes...I mean seriously...who doesn't lovvveee Salsa????? Anyway...it was my task to refill the salsa ..so as a trooper, I headed to the fridge to get the salsa!  ...If you ever been in a restaurant fridge..it is dark and...well...cold...so you try to make it quick when retrieving items.The Salsa was handmade in these silver containers...however...everything else in the world was also made in these same exact containers as well. I quickly grabbed the container that was filled with red stuff that looked correct. I ran up to the front and poured it into the container into what was half way filled with salsa. 

Immediately I notice the color difference and the HUGE fact that there were no spices..or chunks in the liquid I just poured into the salsa container.  Did I really just pour a whole container or hot sauce in the salsa??? Not knowing how to fix my mistake I just stood there with my mouth wide opened...wondering if I should try my best to scoop it out..or should I think of someone to blame...Kat was near me and saw my look and yelled "Stir it!"...so I did...and at that moment, servers were heading my way so I disposed of that buffalo sauce container in the dishwasher pile.

At this point I'm a little freaked because most of our customers that went to our restaurant during the day were older..and preferred none spicy items.Surprisingly we had so many comments that afternoon about how good the salsa was! It actually had a kick and compliments were given to the servers about it. That changed quickly when the salsa had to be refilled and it did not have the same punch like before...I didn't say anything and just let the fact that for one afternoon, I gave our customers the best Salsa ever and let it rest like that. 

~*~ The Cure ~*~

Nachos and French Fries heal all wounds. If you in need of more help..I suggest deep fried mushrooms with a spicy dipping sauce.

Originally Posted January 7, 2012 by ~LK~

~Deep Thinkin'~

The next time life gets rough try this! Think of life as a big bowl of ice cream Now just think of the big bowl of ice cream unless you are lactose intolerant.... then just think of sex!

 Originally Posted January 1, 2012

And now the award for best comic drawn while bored in class...

Yes I drew this comic. Hey I gotz mad comic drawing skills, don't be jealous! Anyways I drew this a couple of semesters ago while I should have been paying attention in calculus. Or as Dr. Li called cowquwus. Yeah he was not from here...not that we should hold that against him. The title of this comic: "You're really boring Mr. Lecturer Guy so I'm going to Nom Yo Head!"

Originally Posted December 21. 2011 by ~kat

Letters to Santa aka WTF Santa you freakin blocked me!!?!?!

~*~Written on Twitter, cause that's where everyone is these days! Even Santa!
Kat: Why can I not concentrate on this damn paper?!?! Dear Santa, Please bring me some Ritalin PDQ! My paper is due in 2 days!
Kat: Like tonight. You'd be like my favorite person in the world! Sincerely, ME oh PS I ate all the cookies but I do have some pasta...
Kat: its left over from dinner. Mami says its good but not sure if she's the best judge. Ya know her cooking...
Kat: Wait Santa I got Jello!! oh and those awesome frozen burritos! and Gummy Bears!
Kat: wait sorry not sharing those Gummy Bears big guy. But I do have some peanuts...
Kat: they may or may not be styrofoam...so maybe you should just opt for the jello cup? **uncertain look**
~LK~: dude he's Santa! Atleast leave him a soda!
~LK~: maybe I should make a list!
~LK~: Dear Santa, Ive been a good girl...well ok I did have my moments but seriously who hasnt!? Anyway Enclosed is my list-.....
Kat: Dear Santa please disregard ~LK~ about soda. We have none but I do have cranberry-apple juice which is good for your GI system!
~LK~: #1 on my list is Wrestlemania tickets- this is more of a need then a want,U never know when U will need to know how to bodyslam someone!
Kat: There is also some weird looking liquid with bubbles in a random jar in the fridge...May or may not be cuban soda.
Kat: Oh wait hold up there Santa, Mami just walked by with said jar...offer for cran-apple juice is still on the table! ALL 72oz baybay!
~LK~: #2, how bout the ability to make my body flexable enough to become a human pretzel!
~LK~: #3...ribbon..lots and lots of ribbon
Kat: Well maybe not all 72oz, my ulcers have been acting up lately...hence the need for that RITALIN!!! Yo hook a girl up Big Guy!
~LK~: #4, i would ask for wings to fly, but im scared of heights..how bout gills?, wait cant swim nevermind..ummm oh pink highlights!
Kat: Freakin A Santa you are in luck man!!! I found 3 bottles of champagne...lets party!
~LK~: #5 nacho cheese =o)
~LK~: #6.. A job application to be an elf... I have references!!!!!
~LK~: #7 $63 in pennies
Kat: We don't even have to use those lame ass champagne glasses. We can drink straight from the bottle. B/C we're all about the class here!
Kat: Anyways Santa come on over! We'll watch The Santa Clause, get trashed and just maybe I'll share those gummy bears. Kat: Just remember to bring that Ritalin!! Love, hugs and lollipops, Kat

Kat: Um Santa, I think ~LK~ has been distracted by something shiny...hopefully not someone's hiny...anyways let me finish for her..
Kat: Bring her anything 1) glittery, 2) pink, 3) shiny...and you are golden! Trust me on this one!
Kat: Oh and she also wants world peace, end world hunger and to teach blind kids to read...what a humanitarian!
Kat: crap a duck man, sorry Santa that is her pageant speech. Just keep with the glitter, pink and shiny thing.
Kat: Thank you Santa, We ♥ You! Sincerely, Kat & ~LK~

Kat: PPS we'll try harder next year...no promises though!

Originally Posted: December 21, 2011

If its not broke don't fix it!!!!

Guess who's back...back again...Kat is back, with LK...guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back... That's right biatches we're about deliver ALL RANDOMNESS ALL THE TIME!!! ***FANGIRL SCREAM!!!!!*****

Originally Posted: December 21, 2011